aaaah. vacation. six days of family, desert, sun, quiet and no dogs. i love them to death, but its nice to have a break from the nighttime contortionist tricks that they manage get out of me. its nice to not have to worry about clearing the counter, or leaving my camera on the table, shutting the door behind me, putting on my shoes prematurely....
so, we get home. thankfully, the dog sitter had a no-incident visit (and she loves them, which doesn't hurt) and we are eager to spend time with our boo boos. we take a long apologetic "sorry we left for six days" hike and come home for an even longer "we're sorry we weren't here to snuggle" nap.
in another effort to be good, proactive parents (again, with time off and some extra cash) we decide to rent a weed-whacker from home depot to chop down all the fox tails growing in the backyard. we had a very unfortunate occurrence last summer involving oskar, fox tails, ears and nose, oh and a HUGE vet bill. so while daddy goes to work in the yard, mommy attempts to be domestic and clean the kitchen. one nice happy friday afternoon family. while cleaning out the fridge, i throw away a chicken carcass that had been slowly decaying? rotting? basking? in the fridge while we were away. to be fair, by carcass i mean a whole cooked chicken that we ate most of but didn't quite finish. it was in a bath of solidified chicken fat and old potatoes. yum. so of course i threw it away.
dad finishes in the yard, i finish the final wipe down of the counters. we hop in the station wagon (honda accord actually) and drive on down to the hardware store to return the whacker. beaming with the sort of pride that comes only with accomplishment, we come home to...guilty oskar.
guilty oskar stays in the front room by the door while we walk further into the house to discover whatever he is guilty for.
(there is no guilty bugsy)
we find the garbage strewn across the kitchen floor. the same garbage that had moldy yogurt, 6-month old falafel mix, expired smoked salmon, oh yes-and a chicken carcass. bones and all.
well if watching your loved one go into a complete state of panic: shaking, tears, shouting, doesn't make you feel like disintegrating into the earth, then maybe the thought of both your dogs dying by chicken bone will.
we take action: we search for carcass remains, after all we were only gone for 30 minutes or so. apparently it takes less than that to eat a whole chicken.
i call the vet trying to articulate (non-hysterically) the situation. the girl eventually puts me on the phone with the vet. this is both comforting (hey! he really cares about the animals) and alarming (shit. its that bad the vet needs to get on the phone).
he says that as long as the chicken bones are cooked, they should be fine. to help them digest, feed them rice for a couple of days and call back if there is any vomiting or evidence of pain.
for the record, this goes against pretty much almost everything i have ever heard about dogs and chicken bones, but it was still comforting. it was been a week now and there are still no signs of barf or pain. i don't think oskar pooped for a couple of days, which concerned me, but he maintained an appetite and has pooped since.
so its all good. for now. and for those of you in your own state of worry, or just in case you are wondering....even after the vet said they would be fine, i still worried. i still sat in my bathtub crying, trying to imagine how i would cope with the loss of two dogs who died because of my dumb-ass leaving chicken bones in the trash and possibly ruining my relationship because he would blame me too...
but again, so far so good.
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